You know what I really hate?

Writing journals.

Never been good at writing about myself but the page looks kinda empty without anything right here. So whatever. Here's your journal. I hope you people are happy.

So my mom broke up with her boyfriend.

AGAIN.

It's like a weekly ritual for them. And the surprising thing is that she always sounds really serious right after they break up. She comes home to me and interrupts me and 's plans because she's so absolutely devastated and must tell us all about it. Then the next day she comes home at like 2 o'clock in the morning and I'm all "Where were you?!". And she's all "We got back together. Shut up it's love!" and walks off.

They don't even break up for good reasons. This time it was because he cheated on her. But she was just telling me last week about how she went to a bar with he friend and got some guy's number. And I was like "Mom, isn't that like... cheating?" and she was all "Yeah, but I know that he's not the one so it's OK for me to see other guys."

True story.

She's crazy. I really wish we weren't related.

--Matt